Friday, March 27, 2009

let it shine, let it shine, let it shine!

on my way home from work today a woman was walking through the cars of the train singing for money. she didn't have a gorgeous voice but it had a lot of character to it and it was enjoyable to listen to. at one point she started up "this little light of mine," clapping and hooting and trying to get people to join in. so i did. and then so did one other guy. and when we finished the whole car clapped for us.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

the mary wrap

at lunch today i created my own wrap and the guys at the cafe really liked it. they said they're gonna put it on the menu and call it "the mary."

so next time you're at effy's on 3rd ave check it out!

the mary wrap:
hummus
grilled chicken
lettuce
carrots
pickles
a squirt of tahini

it's a bird?

walking to work this morning i see a very old man standing on a corner starring at the ground. what he's looking at catches my attention too so i stop and stand with him. it's an egg, cracked open on the ground, and there is a tiny carcass of a tiny chicken in it.
the man looks at me, "what is it?"
and i say, "an egg. and there's a baby chicken inside"
the man gets this look on his face that i will never forget, sadness? confusion? he looks up from the ground again and into my eyes and replies, completely enthralled, completely invested in this moment, completely in disbelief, "it's a bird?!"

random aside: this is the THIRD time i've seen a cracked egg with a bird carcass in it on a random street in ny. what's the deal??

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

moms

i signed my mom up for gmail. she's hilarious with all things technology and today i saw her online so i gchatted her to say hi. i see she's typing, typing, she's entered text, she's typing, she's entered text and then nothing.
two seconds later an e-mail shows up from her:
I don't know how to make the instant chat message go I LOVE YOU... MOM

Monday, March 23, 2009

archive

i'm starting with an archive of sorts. there were a few funny things that happened to me recently which made me want to start recording them.

march 21st:
i'm woken up at 10am with a text message from an unknown number:
"u up?"
i know it's from illinois (i deal with a lot of phone numbers at work so i've managed to memorize a lot of them). i can't think of who it could be so i reply:
"who is this?"
they reply:
"this is lil man"
which was funny enough but then immediately after i get:
"this uncle yank"
to which i reply:
"i think you're texting the wrong number"
and uncle yank replies:
"sorry"

thanks for being so polite lil man!

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march 19th:
i leave my apartment this morning and right outside is a horse. good morning, mr. horse!! he's just standing there, no one is with him. his head is giant and i stare at it for as long as i can before i get freaked out and head to work.

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march 17th:
i'm at the track running and a little boy (like maybe 4 y/o) takes a tumble right near me. so i turn around to see if he's okay and the second i speak to him he starts sobbing. he won't even talk, he's just crying and touching his knee. so i'm like "you hurt your knee? is your mommy or daddy here?" and he points across the track. so we walk over together. i have my arm around him but he won't stop crying. i'm talking to him, trying to make him feel better. he's just the cutest thing i've ever seen. as we get to the other side of the field he sees his mom and they embrace. he's totally fine - probably didn't even have a scratch on him. and his mother said to me "you will be a great mother. thank you."